Love In a Time of Internet


When I was a young girl, I thought I would grow up and get married and have all those things you think you’re going to have- a house, a car, and some kids. That dream, or thought, or assumption, whatever it was, didn’t last for very long. I honestly never thought I would fall in love, or get married. I thought I would be single for the rest of my life, and I was okay with that. I have plenty of friends, and a few cats. Everything was all right.

I have been very lucky in my life, I have met amazing people continuously. I have loved a lot of people, and been loved by a lot of people. I was even engaged once before. And I have had people ask me to marry them on more than one occasion, though I would always laugh and say “I’m not the marrying kind.”

The funny thing is that during all this time, I had known one person, kept in touch with one person, through it all. I met him in a Yahoo! chat room, “Christian Punk Rock” in the year 2000. His screen name was “mxpxguitarplayer” and mine was “progroupie,” even then we were a well matched pair, though we wouldn’t see it that way for at least 13 more years.

We used to share some things in common back then, like enjoying music, and being active in our Christian youth groups and such. I think we had crushes on each other then too, but there were certain obstacles that we couldn’t overcome. We didn’t really know what the other one looked like, I lived in south Florida, and he lived in Toronto. Plus, there was the added stigma of him being younger (he was 13, and I was 15), and there was no way I could contemplate having a crush on someone younger than myself (not for at least another several years).

We remained friends, and I maintained the illusory construct that he was more like my little brother than a potential mate. There was a period of time when we lost touch for about two years, and then in 2007 I got a friend request on Facebook from a familiar name.

It was Hans, and he somehow had found me and wanted to be friends. I was stoked to be back in touch with him and catch up on all that I had missed. He was in Australia on tour. He was married. All kinds of things had happened! I had finished school and moved to Portland, OR. And we had tons of photos of all of that life, right there on the internet.

There were certain things I always knew about Hans, which was that he was really a nice genuine person, and that he was incredibly silly at all times. I knew he was an avid skateboarder, and musician. I knew he had had recent success being a DJ/Producer. But I didn’t know just how damn attractive he was on top of all those things.

Knowing all kinds of things about a person, doesn’t necessarily mean you have synthesized that information. I still couldn’t see him as anything more than the friend that I had known for years. He was Hansy, my silly Canadian friend whom I could talk to about all manner of things. There was no way I could allow myself to feel the gravitational pull of attraction. I loved him as a family member, as a brother even, but that was all.

He was in Canada, that posed enough of an obstacle, but he was married on top of that. No, I mustn’t allow myself to feel or acknowledge this beyond face value. Though I knew I found him attractive, and that he was an awesome person, any kind of putting those two thoughts together wasn’t going to be allowed to happen. There was a disconnect, which I think is a survival instinct in this day and age. I mean, why allow myself to develop feelings for someone I couldn’t have, that would be starting in 5th grade all over again. Unrequited love, pining in full effect from 3,000 miles away. No way, not a chance. Way too impractical. Move along, nothing to see here!

2013, January. Hans messages me, we begin our conversation in the usual silly way, but something is different. What’s up? Hans is distraught. He thinks his wife is going to leave him. Oh no! What is happening? My heart goes out to my friend, who is hurting, and I try to find out what’s going on. I try to comfort him, and give him any advice I can. Ultimately, I know all I can do is listen and try to be a good friend.

Previous to this really serious and intense conversation, most of our conversations hadn’t been all that deep. Maybe it was because we liked to talk a bunch of silliness, or keep it casual, and talk about what was going on around us. But things hadn’t usually been in depth emotionally, not that I can remember. That may have been due to us holding back, subconsciously afraid of what might happen.

Over the course of a couple weeks, Hans had moved back in with his parents, and gotten broken up with. She said she didn’t love him anymore. He wrote her a letter. I listened to him, as his heart was breaking. I tried my best to cheer him up, and be his friend, all the while I started to realize something.

I’m talking to Hans a lot more lately, than usual. I’m talking to him nearly constantly, and for hours at a time. What does that mean? Does that mean anything? Oh my god, I have a crush on him. Shit. Well, I can’t do anything about it, or say anything about it. I mean, he’s going through so much of his own emotions right now, it would be awful of me to say anything and put anything more on him. So I kept my feelings to myself. The one thing I did do early on was to invite him to come down to New Orleans to get away from everything. That was part me, being a friend, and part me being like “and in the mean time I can help you get over your ex.” Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Over the next month or so, we still continued to talk all the time. And we were laughing a lot. We were Skypeing for hours at a time. I had to ask myself a few things after that. Okay, I know that I have a thing for him, but I haven’t said anything. But ask yourself this, maybe he feels the same way, maybe he likes you too, why else would he be talking to you all the time? I mean, he was going to school full time and working, but still found time to talk to me. It was then I decided that I wasn’t going to modify my speech or anything, or try to hide anything. I wasn’t going to be explicit in my feelings. It wasn’t going to be one of those outpouring of feelings with the expectation of an answer. I was just going to not stop myself from acting in ways that came naturally. Whatever would happen would be fine, at least I was being real. And what happened? Turned out he was going to do the same. I don’t know what was the exact moment beyond this decision, but we somehow both realized at the same time that we had feelings for one another, and it seemed to progress naturally from there.

On the sixth of May 2013, Hans flew to New Orleans for one week- to see me! I was so excited. I had been looking forward to it for months, counting down the days. I was so nervous about meeting him in person for the first time. What if everything we felt was in our heads? What if when we met it wasn’t right? What if someone’s feelings changed? I had done this before in the past, met someone online, it wasn’t anything new, and usually it didn’t work out or go anywhere. The odds weren’t in our favor.

I wanted to meet him at the airport, so my friend Victoire was going to give me a ride. She was picking up a friend from the airport too that day. I was to meet her at Kajun’s and we would go to the airport together. I had a brand new outfit picked out. She was over an hour late picking me up from Kajun’s so I had a few whiskeys in me to bolster my confidence.

When we got to the airport Victoire dropped me off and went to go find parking. Hans didn’t have a working phone, so he was tethered to the WiFi in the airport. Apparently, I had been dropped off on the wrong floor, so I had to go inside and go upstairs to arrivals. I went outside and looked around, didn’t see Hans, or anyone resembling him. Then I remembered he couldn’t be outside because the WiFi didn’t work out there. I looked back toward the sliding doors and I spotted him. He was on his iPad, several yards away, at the place between inside doors and outside doors.

I go inside, and I know since I spotted him first that I can go up behind him. I go into the airport and around to the other exit where he was and gently grasp his arm. He turns around and looks at me. Realizing I have my sunglasses on, I quickly lift them to the top of my head, so we can make actual real life eye contact for the first time.

Cue expansive ethereal music.

We hug. I can feel how nervous we both are, but how relieved too, and how excited. He bends down to kiss me. He is so tall, like a foot taller than me, so I have to stand on my toes.

Cue fireworks.

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We had to find Victoire and wait for her friend, Matthieu to get through customs and immigration at another gate in the airport. I remember certain things, like the couch outside the bathroom where he waited for me. We kissed and I literally knocked his hat off.

Walking hand in hand to the other terminal. Finding the car in the parking garage. The scenic ride through the French Quarter as we gazed into each others eyes, seemingly struck dumb, or giddy, or whatever the hell falling in love is. I don’t even know what happened next, Victoire dropped us off somewhere and we had to walk home, but I don’t remember the walk home. I guess I was in a brain chemical soup!

We had a lovely week together. I tried to enjoy every moment in the moment, and not think that after just seven short days, I would lose what I had just gained. I chose not to acknowledge it because I knew it would happen soon enough and there was no point wasting tears on it now. But something amazing happened.

May 13, 2013 Hans was supposed to leave, to go back to Canada. But he didn’t. He knew I wanted him to stay, and he wanted to stay too. He told me he didn’t want to have to say goodbye, he didn’t want to see me cry.

And so he stayed, for as long as he could, until his visa was about to expire. Then he had to go back to Canada. We already knew we had a bond so strong, and that we were now a family. So began the realization that I did not want to keep doing this. That I did not want to live without him. That we needed to form a union, so that even the governments of our countries couldn’t keep us apart.

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All The Wrong Things

The lines crisscross my skin, along my chest and stomach- impressions the fabric of my dress left upon me even after I removed it. My vision starting to blur, everything a bit hazy-white around the edges, I’ve been awake too long, staring at screens too long, all day long. I keep thinking about the imperfect parts of myself, and then I get depressed, I get sad, I get upset and I do things that add to my imperfections and so the cycle continues. I thought maybe if I could break the cycle by writing about it, writing about all the wrong things, maybe I would feel more honest with myself. Maybe after I was honest, I could face these things and I could accept them, or change them.

I suppose we have to look at what there is and what I can change, what I can’t change. I had the idea once to write a self help book to myself. It was a good idea but I didn’t do it because I don’t finish books. I start them, but I never follow through with anything. Things take focus, perseverance and a lot of time and patience. The strange thing is that these are all qualities I possess, but for some reason I seem to lack the ability to combine forces and get shit done. Sticktoitness, I think they call it, is a quality I am grossly lacking.

I feel like I used to notice the world more. Now I witness things, but nothing really seems to surprise me anymore. I am increasingly more unhappy with my body. I’m getting older, fatter, weaker and more bent over. I’m not even thirty yet and this is happening to me. I didn’t chose to get hit by a car and to have pain every day of my life. I know there are things I could have done to make it better, and there still are things I can do to make it better.

No one but me can get me out of bed and make me do the things I need to do to become the person I want to be. I don’t want to hold on to dearly to the person I used to be, it always seems like things were better then, and you want things to be like they “used to be.” It’s really sad to think that things will never again be the way they once were, but I don’t think I should be continuously trying to recapture those moments. They are gone and I am on a quest for new and better ones. I’m not dead yet.

If I can write myself to be a more positive and proactive person, maybe I can become one. Maybe instead of noticing my clogged pores, and increasing adipose tissue, I could focus on making my dreams come true.

In order to make something come true you have to know what it is that you want. If I wanted a child I might not know who I wanted them to be, or who they would become, but simply knowing that I wanted one would set me on a certain course. I don’t want children of my own. Sometimes I get caught up in some romantic thoughts about it, sure, but realistically I can’t see myself in such a serious and committed relationship, not to mention a painful and mostly one-sided one.

That was a bit of a tangent, but I suppose it’s good to talk about what I do and don’t want. I don’t want to work for anyone, but with someone is much preferred. I want to travel and see the world, and meet the many people that populate it.
I have a strange relationship with my own species, I feel so outside of it sometimes, looking at humans as incredibly odd animals. They are animals who no longer feel like animals, who no longer see themselves that way. They are separate from nature, from the natural order of things, from the cycle of life on earth. Perhaps that is why they fear death so.

I fear death. I thought I didn’t but I was wrong. I do. The death of those whom I love frightens me most of all. But I often worry that I will die violently and painfully. It scares me. I try not to think about it, but I do, everyday.

I want to surround myself with friends, and family. With people who I love and who love me, with people who share my values. In an ideal world I would love to have a chosen community of those people to live with me and form a village. We would live close-knit lives in communion with the earth and all of her seasons. I could become more skilled at survival, stronger, more fit, healthy, energetic, and hopefully best of all I could become a better storyteller.

I would love to share stories with others. I would love to share myself with others. Writing is a way I can do that, but I often forget- or become too bogged down in negative thoughts and emotions. I used to get really down on myself and hard on myself when I didn’t write. It was as though I was letting down a friend by not keeping up with my journal. I still feel that but I am so used to feeling that with everything else in my life that I just stopped letting it affect me.

Clearly, all of these things affect me. For some reason I stopped listening to that part of myself. I think part of that is because I stopped writing. Writing and journaling was the way I could think things through, I could argue a point with myself, I could explain and explore a feeling or a thought or a desire. Instead, I now fill myself up with other people’s stories. I consume them like so much junk food. Filling me up but never satisfying me, leaving me hungry for more.

Oftentimes, I feel insecure. The things I feel…that my grammar or spelling isn’t right, that I will use words incorrectly and that, generally, I will be a terrible writer. But I want to be a writer, it’s all I ever really wanted to be without fully allowing myself to be it. Anything I ever wanted to be I never actually tried to be. That is a life plan sure to make me regret everything when I’m lying on my deathbed. Assuming of course I make it to a ripe old age and don’t get shot to death at a parade in New Orleans or something equally stupid and terrifying.

I want to travel. I want to love a lot of people, and be loved by a lot of people. I want to write. I want to make things, be creative and express myself in any way possible and without being afraid to fail. I want to fail so that I know I can try and fail and still keep trying. I have failed. I have failed so many times at doing the things that I thought I was supposed to do, that I fell into, that I thought I was good at and could use as stepping stones to the things I really wanted. But that never happened because I left those things behind and then it was all about surviving. Just getting money to survive and it didn’t matter how.

I am sick of surviving. I want to be happy! I want to DANCE instead of holding back. I used to dance all the time. I used to dance all the time and now I desire to dance. I keep holding myself back. I am my biggest obstacle. Remember when things outside were the biggest obstacle? Now it’s me. Perhaps it was me all along.

I need to get out of my own way.

I can have my dreams. I can make them come true!